Captain America: The Winter Soldier, dir. Anthony Russo, Joe Russo // 2014
Me: *starts playing The Old Republic for the first time as a Jedi Knight*
Satele Shan: Remember, the Jedi do n-
Me: SHEPARD?!?????!?!??!??
Theron Shan: I love it. She calls me her "agent," like it's a sheer coincidence that we have the same name. But it's not like Master Satele raised me, or like we do mother-son stuff. It's just an odd way to refer to your kid, y'know?
Imperial PC: When we get to Yavin 4, you should say something.
Theron Shan: Maybe. I'm not really bothered by it so much as amused.
Arrested Development Narrator: He was bothered by it.
Jedi Outlander: It’s good to see you, Grand Master Shan.
Satele Shan: You don’t have to call me Grand Master anymore. Look at me, I’m dressed like I live under a bridge.
